Surely I wasnt the only one to have to recheck the police blotter for any reports on Mindy Jeffers being at some local hospital. Anyone with that many bruises on their chest and back has to be in critical condition.
Of course, it could have been just sheer exhaustion, too; expending that much energy pumping oneself up can be mighty taxing. (Column, Nov. 20, Hootie and the blowhard.)
Id hate to have to take another three or four hours to reread that amount of words, but Im sure her real message has to be: Cant we all just get along? I know it must be there somewhere, in between all the me-me-me stuff. Or not.
Meanwhile, though, how about lets celebrate, in our own unisex fashion, of course, the freedom to publicly scratch whatever it is that itches us.
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