What’s wrong with orange?
Don’t ask me. I don’t keep up with the latest trends.
Thankfully, however, there are those who do make it their business to stay in the know, such as Grovetown Public Safety Chief Gary Jones.
With much fanfare, Jones has declared that orange in no longer the “new black” when it comes to jailhouse haute couture.
No, this year all the most fashionably dressed inmates will only be wearing hot-pink, although they will have to be satisfied with off-the-rack garments, hand selected by the city’s new fashion maven.