Wait, no. That’s not what I meant to say. I meant to say that I’ve learned: This is the craziest gig you will ever have.
WAIT! Stop it, fingers. No.
What I want to say is, the first thing I learned was: Parenting looks nothing like what you thought it would.
Yes, that’s it. Parenting. It’s tough. It’s amazing. It isn’t for the weak, but here we are anyway.