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New name finally goes too far

Posted: August 12, 2012 - 12:00am

Back in January, the pending merger of Georgia Health Sciences University and Augusta State University was still a somewhat novel idea. Area residents discussing the topic mostly focused on possible names for the new institution, like an engaged couple discussing caterers and cakes.

At that time, I worried that we were talking too much about the names, and too little about what the marriage of the universities would become.

Here we are eight months later, and that’s still true. Except now no one is talking about anything but the name, thanks to a gang of tin-eared, concrete-skulled bureaucratic home-wreckers.

The only thing more amazing than the breathtakingly idiotic name the Georgia Board of Regents intends to hang on our community’s largest educational institution is that it’s taken this long for citizens to finally say “enough.”

It all started when Dr. Ricardo Azziz took over as the new president of the Medical College of Georgia in July 2010. Barely a month later, he started pushing to change MCG’s name.

I’m not sure whether that was audacious or arrogant, but I know which way I’m leaning. It’s unfathomable to think of someone taking a new job at such a venerable institution, and then immediately working to change its name. It makes me think of a guy getting married, and on the way out of the church telling his bride to bleach her hair because he’d rather have a blonde wife.

Azziz should have been told, “You were hired to run the Medical College of Georgia. If you want to be in charge of something called Georgia Health Sciences University, go rent a building.”

Instead, despite the convoluted name, we put up with it – along with the cost for changing signs and stationery. Then comes the planned takeover of Augusta State University, called a “merger” even though the ASU president didn’t come with the package.

And now we hear Azziz was personally involved in creating this Frankenstein’s monster of a name for the merged institution. He can’t fathom why anyone is upset about it.

I’m absolutely certain that Azziz is a community asset and has the vision to create a university greater than its individual, cobbled-together parts. But it also appears he’s far too unaccustomed to being told “no,” even when he’s behind such a monumentally horrible idea as the name “Georgia Regents University.”

In fact, the only time he hasn’t gotten his way – yet – was in his failed attempt to shut down a city street just because motorists have the nerve to drive through his campus.

No community institution can thrive without the support of its community. Just like a good marriage, there has to be genuine affection, mutual respect and shared goals. We’ve lost that, because Azziz and the royal regents are tone deaf to the demeaning insult of the name they want us to meekly accept.

Well, enough. We’ve tried bleaching our hair, getting plastic surgery and losing weight, but we still aren’t “cool” enough. It’s time to file for divorce and get our maiden name back.

We can celebrate with a trip to Clarks Hill Lake.

(Barry L. Paschal is publisher of The Columbia County News-Times. Email barry.paschal@newstimesonline.com, or call 706-863-6165, extension 106. Follow at twitter.com/
barrypaschal.)

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Riverman1

Fantastic, Mr. Paschal

Leaders of all our important entities should get onboard to correct this monumental mistake that will harm our community forever. Mr. Morris and Mr. Paschal have laid it on the line. Now it's time for public officials to become forceful. Get off the beach and drive home, straight into Dr. Azziz's office like it was a gunshop burglary.

NrthAugustaSam

Deke? Are you listening?

You are either "for" or "against" us! Get on board with this or you can go out with the rest of the trash.

gruhater

New Name!!???

We know we can't depend on Deke. He hasn't shown any backbone on this since the beginning.

coffee4212

Great assessment, Barry.

It is so disconcerting to see local, state & national representatives so full of EGOISM that they can't see the forest for the trees. Any suggestions on what the citizens, alumni and current students can do to get the message out to our governor, the Board of Regents & MCG/ASU administration how dissatisfied we are?

justputtin

Well said Barry

Can we get an email address and mailing address for azziz? He needs to find out what all the "little" people think. Kudos to Barry and Billy Morris.

justputtin

Where's Ron Cross stand?

What is your opinion Mr. Cross?

Sweet son

Three Days Late!

I was just chastised for not being familiar with Barry's article by someone else who knows that Barry and I are singing out of the same hymn book. Barry has expressed his feelings, mine and the feelings of an entire community. We are proud people and we love our community. We also love what the long enduring medical instutions and institutions of higher learning have meant to us. We have been blessed with resources for healing and learning for many years and just cannot be over run by some little man/empire building nothing. Regents have even admitted that they were not fully aware of Azziz's own survey. He hid the facts and he has lied to the Regents in order to keep his empire building program going.

Keep it up Barry! Stay on him at every juncture!

Great article!

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