Adam Sandler, I'm sorry you're finding out this way, truly I am, but I'm breaking up with you. We're not right for each other.
I hope you understand. Someone else will find you and adore you and stalk you in a way that I no longer do.
UPCOMING John Pierce Blanchard Consolidated High School Reunion; Friday, Aug. 29, 6 p.m. to 11 p.m.; semi-formal; Julian Smith Casino, 2200 Broad St.; tickets $30 per person; hosted by Class of 1964; (706) 860-6495 Grovetown Museum, 106 E.