I would like to challenge everyone to a contest. Every house has a “messy” room, but I dare anybody to top mine. I not only have one trash room, I have two. Isn’t that exciting?
Before I answer my door, I make sure there aren’t any TV cameras from the Hoarders show. They could probably make a good 30-minute telecast on my holiday decorations. Talk about embarrassing your family! My grandson would probably try to get me professional help, and my granddaughter would deny that she’s related to me.